Tyler

Tyler December 23rd, 2005
SL1PKNOT_SUX: So
SL1PKNOT_SUX: Did Johnny say anything
		About what
SL1PKNOT_SUX: Thats a no SL1PKNOT_SUX: Okay SL1PKNOT_SUX: I know about the computer
		What do you mean
SL1PKNOT_SUX: You managed to get Noah's computer from the cops SL1PKNOT_SUX: You've been managing it SL1PKNOT_SUX: You're the one who's been updating it

Tyler?

Hello?
		I'm honestly surprised you got it. Does being in the ward make you more perceptive?
Why? Why'd you do it?
		Honestly, I couldn't tell you. Doing what I did put a deep pit in my stomach.
You could have stopped at any time.
		I know. I think I know that better than anybody. But it was exciting.
That's a pretty piss poor reason, man. What, are you gonna start committing war crimes cuz it's exciting?
		When you put it like that, it sounds way worse than it actually is.

		Am I evil?
Why're you saying that?
		It's an evil thing to do.
I can't really deny that, to be honest. It is fucked up. That's pretty obvious. But I don't really think it's up to us to decide if it's evil, though. You feel me?
		I guess you're right, honestly.
		It just kind of stings.
		Knowing that he's gone and you couldn't do anything about-
		Shit. Shit. Sorry.
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
		...alright. Fuck, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. ...you good?
Yeah. I'm listening.
		Alright.
		I think, honestly, that I did this to sort of make him feel like he's still with us. Still here-
Wait. I'm gonna stop you right there. You started making bullshit up on his blog to make it feel like he's still with us?
		The actual content doesn't matter! Just having his blog update is comforting enough.
Okay, okay, let's not lie here. You did it to feed his honorary cult members. I know that that might have been slightly why but it sure as fuck isn't the main reason.
		Okay, okay, Jesus Christ! Guilty as charged. Relax. ...could you blame me, though?
Yes? Literally yes?
		No, no, what I mean is could you blame me for taking interest in Noah’s ability to fucking predict the future? I’d be concerned if someone was just like, ”yeah, okay, he can just do that”. Like, what the hell are you talking about???
Still makes it fucked up to capitalize on your friend's DEATH. You could at least not make it completely guano insane. Like what do you mean his flesh was MELTING INTO HIS COMPUTER? What is this Ghost in the Shell horseshit, Tyler?
		Listen. You get desperate when you wanna make it interesting.
Wait a fucking second. Can you walk me through why you decided to have him hang from the ceiling?

TYLER.
		I wasn’t thinking! I didn’t think it would look like that!
Oh my God. How do you even let it get this bad?
		Listen, the story's over. It's gonna wrap up and we'll all forget about it.
"Story"?
		I know what it sounds like. It's so divorced from reality, though.
Just stop. Be honest with them.
		They'll kill me.
Fucking... stop it in character then. Whatever.
		...okay. That I can do.