New Years

Happy 2005 and happy birthday to me. Having your birthday on the New Years is fucking weird and I honestly wouldn’t reccomend it. It’s like people are already hooting and hollering and then while their voice is creaky after yelling their lungs out they weakly say “happy birthday”. Then immediately they start hacking up a baseball sized thing of mucus like they’re cats that just ate rat poison. Makes you wanna pour a thing of bleach on your face. Also there were kids in the middle of the street lighting up fireworks holding hands while dancing around them like some sort of ancient fucking ritual. My mom got the BB gun out and started firing just to scare them off but they just kept going. They only started running away when the police drove by but one of them threw their beer soaked shirt at their car and it fucking stuck to their windshield. Those kids were annoying as hell but I would be lying if I said it wasn’t funny as hell to watch just for how demented the whole thing was. I love watching stupid people so goddamn much you have no idea. That’s just kind of why I love Something Awful if that makes sense? There was this one guy on there that acted genuinely identically to some crazy fucker you would see in Walmart talking about how He-Man was a gay show for including someone called “Man-At-Arms” and a “twink red ghost”. I’m genuinely so mad that Lowtax purged that topic from the web site but you know what they say. The mighty die young. God speed, He-Man gay guy. You will live forever in my memories.

Also I should probably get a TV for my room. I didn’t ask for it for my birthday because my parents were being weird. Sandra thing. Whatever. I should get one of those TVs with the VCR included in it is the point I’m trying to make. I need to belt out MTV 24/7 for no other reason than I think it would be fucking sick. Maybe I should also try and record Jackass reruns because I know for a fact MTV is still trying to get that Jackass money even though the movie was way better than the show. I just like seeing the Jackass guys be like that honestly.

Bottom line: here's to hoping 2005 is gonna be a good year.