Police

Theirs some weird shit happening in the woods. It’s probably just some dorkass kids in there smoking weed but I don’t know. I don’t think kids growl when high on bath salts. Don’t know, though. Beats me. My dad’s just been randomly chucking beer bottles into the woods and screaming at them to fuck off. That has not succeeded even in the fucking slightest but it’s funny to watch. I would post the video but Geocities doesn’t have any bandwith at all and it pisses me off. Yahoo needs to take out some of its trillion or so dollars and actually make their web site worth using. Honestly kind of fucking absurd. But anyway my dad called the police too, saying that “if they didn’t get their fucking asses down from the precint he’d file a lawsuit”. Hardass. Anyway they arrived and started looking (one of them brought an Aztec death whistle???) and didn’t find anything. They must have not been looking hard enough because the growling started again in the middle of the night. Now the police don’t take my dad seriously. That sucks. But what is actually pretty cool is that they gave me the death whistle for some reason? Don’t know why but whatever. You would have to be a fucking idiot to refuse. It does kind of rattle but I don’t care. It works.