Bike

Some insane motherfucker started riding his bike down the hallway. I didn’t even notice until I heard a bunch of teachers start flipping their entire shit behind me. Before I turn around I hear this guy also say “WATCH OUT” and he swerves next to me on this fucking insane bike with spikes melted onto it. I think that kid took welding? I don’t know shit about welding but that’s what it looked like. But these teachers were full sprinting after this kid who started laughing like the Joker started abusing adderall to enter a new improved state of mind. Was genuinely fucking incredible. Some kid was recording the whole thing on his Samsung and trying so hard to not laugh that he would ruin the whole recording and make it completely worthless. I really hope he uploads it somewhere. If he can afford a Samsung he’s probably fucking loaded so he probably can upload it. Yes I’m still mad about Geocities being stupid. Anyway I really hope that I’m in the video because it’s guaranteed to go viral. Wow I sound like a self important cuckold who watches his girlfriend fuck seventeen men at once and get sealed in cum like a mellified man. Its a reasonable thing to want though. I fucking challenge you to find somebody who DOESN’T want to go viral. Everybody wants to be the next Bill Cosby!