ABBA fucks

My dad introduced me to ABBA recently. Stuff’s really good even if it’s not really what I like. It’s way better than that performative ass emo shit that jerks itself off. There’s some good emo shit out there but it’s rare as hell. Most of it sucks. Same goes for old dad rock but dad rock doesn’t have as many suckers. Anyway ABBA fucking rules. I don’t really like the fucking Meryl Streep song or whatever it is. Mama Mia I don’t have time for this shit. Honestly I should learn Adobe Flash just so I can do shit to some of these songs but my computer probably can’t run it. All my computer can really run is Firefox and this one CD-ROM game my uncle got for me for Christmas one day. It’s called Drowned God and I haven’t really heard anybody mention it outside of talking about how weird it is. Which like yeah. It is weird but that feels like the ONLY thing people remember it from. Apparently the creator is a kids book artist and you would never know that if Drowned God was the only thing you saw from this guy. What drugs was he taking when he made this, am I right? But anyway my sister’s an art nerd and did kind of teach me art in some ways. I still can’t draw for shit but maybe I should try animating. I have seen some absolutely horseshit animations on Newgrounds that get some level of attention and maybe I should give it a shot if it’s that easy.

I do risk getting my shit reposted to Ebaum’s Shithole but it’s kind of a risk everybody takes if they just exist in the Internet. Kind of wish it wasn’t that way but we have to get together and attack Eric Bauman with the same shit they have prepared for Osama Bin Laden. Also, if any of you fuckers that inevitably find this web site say its “too soon” to be making 9/11 jokes go pull a fucking Marylin Manson and get a rib removed so that you can pull your own dicks off with your teeth because I guarantee you you’re so fucking fat and retarded that your brain sees your own penis and starts attacking it like a foreign entity because you’ve never seen it before. Goddammit. It’s always funny to make 9/11 jokes and you people will never stop saying it’s “too soon” in 2015. It’s gonna be Marty McFly’s very own futuristic hellscape soon with holographic sharks and you people will not shut up about honoring the U.S. flag. On that note, the Pledge of Allegiance is kind of fucking stupid the more I think about it. I obviously sit down every time they do it but why do we have to stand and salute awkwardly for 30 seconds out of our day. It’s pointless. It’s like something in a movie that you just have to pause and make fun of. Bottom line. ABBA is a really good band and if you all say I’m gay for liking it you’re PROJECTING. Gotta cover my bases before this web site gets really popular.