GEORGE BUSH

My parents have been completely flipping their shit like Spongebob’s shitty burgers over George Bush getting re elected. My sister doesn’t really give a shit and neither do I. She is kind of freaking out over the fact that Usher and Alicia Keys are topping the charts and not Imogen Heap for some reason. She was saying something about the “modern democratic system not accounting for independent artists” which just sounds like a bunch of word salad but honestly I don’t know anything about politics. Keep in mind though that she was playing fucking Buck Bumble while saying this so I think she was spouting complete horseshit. She does that a lot and its like shes running laps around my dumb ass. It’s probably that.

But back to George Bush for a second even though nobody wants that. My mom really likes the theory that he did 9/11 for whatever reason. I don’t even know if people genuinely believe that or if its a complete joke that she bought into for no reason. It’s kind of really funny but also kind of sad because 1. I don’t know if I CAN disprove it because he’s kind of a jerkoff (see Monica Luensky) and 2. I don’t have a second point. Actually as I’m typing this I feel like someone on the Internet is gonna hear that I’m dissing Burning Bush and chew my head right off my body. Maybe I should stop while I’m ahead.