Talked to Johnny

December 23rd, 2005

It is December 23rd. Christmas Eve Eve.

Today I’m going to give Tyler hell.


12/20/05

neutralmilkhotelfan: what

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Hey

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Listen

SL1PKNOT_SUX: What I’m about to say is going to sound fucking insane

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Just hear me out though

neutralmilkhotelfan: youre always telling me some bullshit

SL1PKNOT_SUX: I’m not fucking around this time okay

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Is Tyler behind the Noah thing

neutralmilkhotelfan: that’s the dumbest thing youve ever said

neutralmilkhotelfan: you know that hes been pissed over that

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Did you know that he’s got another computer

neutralmilkhotelfan: yeah obviously?

neutralmilkhotelfan: keith do you have a brain disease

neutralmilkhotelfan: he works on computers for a living

SL1PKNOT_SUX: He’s got a computer in his room with a Bleach sticker on it

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Riddle me this

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Why would he have it in his room and not his garage

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You know

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Where all of his tech shit is?

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Answer me Johnny

neutralmilkhotelfan: hes got a cramped ass garage okay

neutralmilkhotelfan: storage concerns are real

neutralmilkhotelfan: calm the fuck down asshole

SL1PKNOT_SUX: He literally told me that he moved a lot of his stuff out in time for Christmas

SL1PKNOT_SUX: His clients got their stuff back

neutralmilkhotelfan: probably didnt have time to lug a heavy ass computer and monitor back to the garage

neutralmilkhotelfan: monitors are heavy

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You and him are hiding something aren/t you

neutralmilkhotelfan: youre looking way too deep

neutralmilkhotelfan: into something that didnt even fucking happen

neutralmilkhotelfan: what are you trying to say

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Told you already

SL1PKNOT_SUX: I think Tyler’s behind the Noah blog thing

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Noah is dead

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Tyler had this weird obsession with keeping tabs Noah’s blog

SL1PKNOT_SUX: After Mike disappeared

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Who’s saying that Tyler didn’t have Noah’s login stuff

neutralmilkhotelfan: its a possibility but that didnt happen okay

SL1PKNOT_SUX: How do you know that

neutralmilkhotelfan: it just doesn’t make sense for him to do that

neutralmilkhotelfan: okay

neutralmilkhotelfan: dont fucking ask me about any of this i have nothing to do with it

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You’re trying to weasel your way out of this

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You weasel out of school

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Hanging out with us

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You weasel out of talking to your own parents

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Don’t lie to me

neutralmilkhotelfan: real fucking cool way to treat one of your only friends

neutralmilkhotelfan: your first friend actually

neutralmilkhotelfan: no wonder why you didnt have any before i picked you up

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You know something

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You’re fucking stupid when it comes to what it means to be friends with somebody

neutralmilkhotelfan: oh you’re gonna preach to me

neutralmilkhotelfan: yeah youre in a good spot to be up on your soapbox yelling at me about some care bears shit

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Okay then I won’t do that whatever

neutralmilkhotelfan: yeah thats what i thought

neutralmilkhotelfan: shut the fuck up faggy boy

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You know what?

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Fuck it

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You think that being friends with people is just a tally

SL1PKNOT_SUX: That’s why you barely hang out with us

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Being friends isn’t anything like that

SL1PKNOT_SUX: You don’t know what it’s like

SL1PKNOT_SUX: to give a shit about people that are important to you

SL1PKNOT_SUX: I see through you

SL1PKNOT_SUX: And it’s just because I want to keep being friends with both you and Tyler

SL1PKNOT_SUX: that I want answers

SL1PKNOT_SUX: I hate knowing that there’s something between us

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Okay?

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Am I making sense

neutralmilkhotelfan: .

neutralmilkhotelfan: what the hell are you talking about keith

SL1PKNOT_SUX: I want to be your friend

SL1PKNOT_SUX: And we haven’t been able to get to that point because I’m not keyed into whatever you two are doing

neutralmilkhotelfan: im not talking about that

neutralmilkhotelfan: you sound like naruto

SL1PKNOT_SUX: ROFL

SL1PKNOT_SUX: Love him or hate him he knows what he’s talking about

neutralmilkhotelfan: promise to not leave when i tell you

neutralmilkhotelfan: because it is fucked up honestly

SL1PKNOT_SUX: I won’t

neutralmilkhotelfan: okay


Tyler managed to get the computer from the police.

All the data on the computer was safe and sound.

Tyler knew about a journal Noah had since he was young.

The journal talked about events that hadn’t happened yet.


“Clairvoyant”. That’s the word he used to describe Noah.

Both him and Tyler didn’t know about that until after he died.

Tyler was led astray by how the world built Noah up.

So he thought,


”What if I keep the mythos going?”

”I should give them what they want.”

So, posthumously, he dug up his friend

and laid his guts out to the world.


Sentenced him guilty of murder after his suicide.


I’ll update this entry when I talk to Tyler.

EDIT: update